He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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