she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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