Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
