what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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