I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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