I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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