I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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