I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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