idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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