last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My balls are so social today.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is Oprah even human
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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