is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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