Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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