he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we're making bets on your personal life
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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