I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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