So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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