yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize