she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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