How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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