it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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