At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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