I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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