doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
