I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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