i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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