MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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