If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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