You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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