Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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