so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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