And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
My balls are so social today.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
