Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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