I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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