i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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