We're facebook friends in real life
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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