Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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