he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
