"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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