i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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