I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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