Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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