we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
