So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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