wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
