Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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