I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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