I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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