Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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