You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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