Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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