yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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