question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
zippers are such a cool invention
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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